Here lies the remains of The Best Chair Hammock In The World, Ever.
On the night of Wednesday, August 9th, between the hours of 7 pm and 11 pm, our chair hammock was the victim of a violent hate crime. The hammock fought back, but suffered catastrophic wounds and is now nothing more than a colorful pile of cloth.
If you have any information on this crime leading to the arrest of the criminal who did this, you will be rewarded with free passes to The Porch, and lavender scented back rubs.
In lieu of flowers, hammock haikus can be donated.
Please submit your hammock haiku to: hammockhaiku@yahoo.com